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• Material: Nickel Plated Hardened Steel
• Dimensions: 23 x74 x 6mm
• Designer: Suck UK

No more scraped knuckles and damaged digits when demonstrating your latest party trick of opening a bottle with a set of inept keys, cutlery, lighter or any other hardware close to hand – this Suck UK Key Bottle Opener comes to your rescue! Cunningly looking like any other key, this funky bottle opener has a clever series of grooves cut into the head that makes removing lids from bottles as easy as unlocking a door.The Suck UK key shaped bottle opener comes with a striking key ring with red tag, and will sit anonymously amongst your other keys; an incognito superhero waiting for its call to save the day when all other implements have failed! Suck UK Keyring Bottle Opener Specifications...

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• There's nothing like home-made! To prove it, use this Home-made cookie stamp on your next batch of cookies!Dimensions : 7.2 x 9.3 x 7.2 cm.
• 12-month UK manufacturer's warranty included.

By Panini

• Lined sides, dimensions (LxWxH): 7x6x23 cm
• A fun new gift idea for all ages

A 100 year diary for you to record the events of a lifetime. To help you remember the special moments you never want to forget - the people you've loved; the friends you've made; the places you've visited; the places that have become home. Record your achievements ... make a note of favourite films/books/music/people ... write down your ambitions ... make a Things To Do Before I Die list. Includes a map of the world, and one of your body, to be filled in as you choose. Every year you can write about what's important in your life and add photos and memorabilia. If you're too young to fill it in right now, someone else can start a record for you; things like your first steps, first words, firs...

By Suck UK

• Colour matching guide mug with chart - helps make your tea perfect every time
• Chart includes three shades - Milky, Classic British, Builders Brew, Just Tea
• Earthenware ceramic mug is dishwasher and microwave safe
• Dimensions: Width: 11cm; Height: 9.5cm; Depth: 8cm
• So how do you take yours - "Classic British" or "Builders' Brew"

Dangerous business, tea making. Especially in England, where preparing a bad cuppa for your colleagues could put you in all sorts of trouble. That's where our My Cuppa Mugs are rather quite handy. Simple in concept, the My Cuppa Mugs have a colour reference guide printed vertically on the inside which indicates to the tea maker, exactly what shade of brew they are aiming for when adding milk. The guide begins with a dark colour (which is in fact pure tea without any milk added at all) and scales through a number of different shades gradually getting lighter until reaching the lightest colour, which is a very milky tea. Each colour/type of tea is unique and explained for the user's ease. Fo...

By Suck UK

• Measures: 13cm high
• Material: Blue Silicone Rubber

You can't help Harry to see the light it's too late. Harry is already dead! But Harry can help you to switch on your lights. Strangely adorable or just plain gruesome opinions here in the office are divided so I guess it's one of those items that you're either going to like or loathe. Hangman's noose and two metres of rope included so you don't have to know how to tie your own knots! Just replace the whole cord of your light pull. Made from silicone rubber and measures 125 x 70 x 20mm.

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• Wooden postcard ready for you to hand carve your own message of love.
• Send a truly unique card to the one you love.
• Made from solid wood.
• Warning! Please scratch your message with care, we don't want you to hurt yourself.

Listen carefully. For unique and successful wooing, there's no better tool than this. Made from cedar wood and exactly the size of a post card, the Carve Your Own Card has the potential to make your loved one go weak at the knees and is the perfect way to get romantic. There's nothing that says "I love you" better than a hand carved message. The Carve Your Own Card is made from a soft cedar wood which can be easily inscribed using a key or another pointy implement. We'll leave the message up to you, but if you're lacking inspiration; Cupid's Arrow, piercing a heart with the initials of you and your loved one should to the trick. Flip it over and on the reverse you'll see a space for a longe...

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• Fire Bucket Ashtray made from Aluminium construction
• Cigarette butts are killed instantly preventing po
• Great for patio, camping, at home on the balcony
• Bag of sand included
• Carry handle and walll fixings included

Once upon a time, when a real chap wanted to dispose of his lit cigarette, he simply stubbed it out on the ground with his hob-nailed boot before getting back to his riveting or mining, or rugger or other manly pursuit. Now, in these days of obsessive Health and Safety awareness, not to mention rubber-soled shoes, the course of action I have just described can often result in damage to one's Jimmy Choos. Now, instead of stubbing out one's recently deceased fag with one's ?400 slingbacks, we recommend this: the Fire Bucket Ashtray device. Looking for all the world like an olde worlde fire bucket - with the word FIRE emblazoned on the front to leave one in no doubt as to its credentials - it...

By Suck Uk

Brought to you by those funky creatives over at Suck UK, My Life Story is basically a bumper 100 year diary in which to record the events of a lifetime; a kind of journal, photo album, autobiography and travelogue all rolled into one. A perfect pressie for newborn babies, parents can cram this luxe tome with various stories, photos and achievements, from a description of baby's first tentative steps and gurglings to an account of their first few days at nursery. As baby grows up, he/she can start filling in the pages with?well, with anything they fancy: skills acquired, best friends made and binned, great days, crummy days, favourite movies, first kiss, worst kiss, life-changing gigs, silly ...

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• Dimensions 85 x 85 x 120mm
• Made from Rubber wood: Rubberwood is highly sustainable. After around 30 years of producing natural latex sap the Rubber trees are harvested for their high quality wood and new trees planted. Since the trees are not felled specifically for timber use Rubberwood is considered to be ecologically sound simply using up a waste product of the latex production industry
• Finished with a polished (but blunt) blade

We will try our darndest to avoid jokes about sharpening your giant rod. Yes, that's right it's a giant pencil sharpener. But no it will not sharpen your giant pencils (of which we're sure you have aplenty). This is for organising all your miscellaneous pens, pencils and other stuff without looking out of place amongst your other stationery related desk accessories. Utilise it for the safe storage of all manner of modern day British office detritus: Paperclips. Extra-Strong Mints. Condoms. And miniature bottles of gin. And of course actually useful office objects including scissors, pencils, pens and so on. The Desk Tidy Pencil Sharpener is made from rubber wood (from the Para rubber tree)...

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• Human Beaing Shaped Stress Ball
• Take Your Stress Out On Stress Paul
• He Can Take It Even if You Can't

Stress. The very word conjures-up visions of grown men crying into their JD and Coke and women running to the nearest spa for a colonic, a botox and a right royal bitchfest. How we loathe stress and go to pains to avoid it, get round it and cope with it. Stress is a little short of a modern evil; a latter-day curse intimately connected with the speed and intensity of life... not to mention the horror-show that is the 21st century workplace. It would be a grand claim to assert that with a single stressball called Paul that one could soothe-away the worries of the day. So we won't. Instead, we will say that the ever-so-clever chaps at the colourfully-entitled Suck UK have been at it again, p...