By Paladone

• Dishwasher Safe
• Microwave Safe
• Great Office Gift
• Holds 300ml
• Stoneware

When we were but mini gadgeteers, we could not comprehend how anyone in their right mind could exhibit any affection for the Excel related products that are spreadsheets. To us, they were simply invented as instruments of torture, that NEVER produced the same answer as in the back of our maths textbook. But now as fully fledged gadgeteers we have rapidly come to learn that not everyone shares this view of spreadsheets. There are those that pin them all over the walls, that sleep with them under their pillow, and now, thanks to you, that have a tribute to them on their mug. For all to see. So there's no forgetting the wonderessness of spreadsheets. So whether you yourself are of this ilk, o...

Good quality and made my hubby giggle, 2010-08-18
This is a great quality mug, and really made my hubby laugh - he works in market research and makes spreadsheets for a living. Have owned it a few months now and going through the dishwasher daily has not faded or damaged it.

By Paladone Products Ltd

• Use Happy Man to open your wine bottles
• Just twist and twist until he impales the cork
• Is there no end to this mans talents?

Use Happy Man to open your wine bottles! Just twist and twist until he impales the cork! Is there no end to this mans talents?

Happy man, 2010-04-16
This is a fun item especially when you bring it out at a party, it starts off the jokes and lots of questions.

By Paladone

• Face it. All work and no play makes one a dull person. So why not make work a little more fun?
• Accessorise your office desk or table with these fun, novelty but functional ceramic Slogan Mugs
• We guarantee that you will never see work the same way again!
• These Slogan Mugs are supplied with a matching gift box. The perfect gift for novelty mug lovers!
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Face it. All work and no play makes one a dull person. So why not make work a little more fun? Accessorise your office desk or table with these fun, novelty but functional ceramic Slogan Mugs. We guarantee that you will never see work the same way again!These Slogan Mugs are supplied with a matching gift box. The perfect gift for novelty mug lovers!Dishwasher and microwave safe.Choose from:-I love my computer You say Im a bitch like its a bad thing I love spreadsheetsTea ClubDo I Look Like a F..king People Person

Great present, 2010-01-07
This was bought as a joke for my husband for Christmas - its a tradition I get him mugs every year. usually he just grunts when he opens his present but this year, he chuckled when he read what it said. Totally loved it!

By Paladone

• Making a mess with your boiled eggs? Soldiers not standing to attention?
• Fear not the answer is here - the Soldier Egg Cup and his trusty platoon of toast soldiers!
• Use the toast cutter to assemble your toast army!
• A fun and novel way to eat boiled eggs and soldiers!

Egg and soldiers have never been so exciting! WINTER SALE: Was £6.95. Save £3. Now £3.95. Offer ends 31st January (whilst stocks last).

Great Novelty - Not much use, 2010-04-06
Eggs & Soldiers are a classic childhood food for dinner; in fact, I remember one time I asked my aunt for it for tea, and she gave me a boiled egg, and a handful of green plastic soldiers - I was so crestfallen!

This novelty gift is wondering for bringing back those memories, or to capture a child's attention, however the cutter doesn't cut very well - at all, in fact. The egg cup, though, does hold its egg well.

Would recommend as a fun present, not to be an everyday use.

By Paladone

• Add hot water to this mug and watch as the game appears!
• Makes an ideal novelty gift for the retro lover!
• Contents:- 1 x Space Intruders Heat Change Mug

If you’re looking for the perfect present for your nerdy friends or if you’re part of the IT crowd and want to stand out, look no further!

Fantastic for the big kid at heart, 2010-06-29
Loved this gift
May even buy another for someone elses birthday in a few months too
Great gift and cheap too

By Paladone Products Ltd

• Now there is nothing Happy Man cannot open!
• Use this version to open bottle tops

Now there is nothing Happy Man cannot open! Use this version to open bottle tops.

Fun Item, 2010-08-29
This item appeared when I was browsing for bath mats of all things, no idea what the connection is but I couldn't resist buying this as a little stocking filler gift to stash away for Christmas. Great, fun little item and for the price who could resist it.

By Paladone

• Put a cork in it!
• Happy Mans massive appendage is perfect for plugging your bottles
• Pull him off when you are thirsty
• Warning, enjoy Happy Man responsibly
• Perfect for wine and spirit bottles

This cheeky little fellows massive appendage is ideally suited to plugging the necks of wine and spirit bottles. Just pull him off when you are thirsty. Warning, enjoy Happy Man responsibly.

Happy man, 2010-04-16
This is a fun item especially when you bring it out at a party, it starts off the jokes and lots of questions.

By Paladone

• Have a cuppa with Henry!
• Makes an ideal office gift for a colleague or just for yourself!

Have a cuppa with Henry!Makes an ideal office gift for a colleague or just for yourself!

Perfect!, 2010-06-14
Exactly what i wanted! Purchased as a leaving present for a teacher who is obsessed with Henry. Great product and extremly quick delivery... considering buying one for myself actually!

By Paladone

• Hetty - a friendly and familiar face around the house - now in handy desktop size!
• The perfect little companion for your desktop, Hetty is always there when you need a friend to help
• Fear not, the rising tide of dust and crumbs
• For Hetty, a true icon of domestic life, is here to take the bad things away with a smile!
• Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included)

Ooh Hetty. The cat's done a whoopsie on the floor. That's not us speaking, clearly, but the voice of a 70s telly impersonator doing the voice of Frank Spencer. But with Hetty (not Betty) around, one need never fear whoopsies, whatsits and thingummies on the floor ever again. Or crushed Wotsits, paperclips, toenail clippings, or any of the other detritus making up the bottom-layer of modern life. For Hetty is the miniaturised pink Civil Partner of Henry the ever-faithful vacuum cleaner. Beloved of builders and students alike, this ultra practical device has graced myriad building sites and doss-houses for decades. Now it can grace yours. Hetty is a touch more feminine than her red opposite ...

hetty the helper, 2010-05-02
This is a cute little battery-operated vacuum cleaner which can be used for sucking up those desk crumbs and dust piles seem to gather in the corners and under the edges of computers and printers.

It comes with a number of "tools" - a slightly flexible hose extension (17.4 cm in length), a solid straight extension tube (8.5 cm), a solid, but slightly bent, extension tube (8 cm), a flat end tool (base 4.5 cm by 1.4 cm), and a crevice tool (4.5 cm by 4 cm).

Little Hetty herself is 10.5 centimetres high with a 10 cm circumference and is 11 cm from the rear axle to "nose".

It requires 3 AA batteries to operate it and though it is not as strong as a proper vacuum cleaner (well it's a desk toy after all) it will pick up crumbs and dust providing you remember to keep the nozzle end at a slight angle. If you run it flat to the table/desk it will not pick up. Once you have this slight angle Hetty works perfectly.

She will never take the place of a dust cloth but those corners and edges you just can't get to manually, she does a nice job.

Hetty is a wonderful icebreaker; and a look at her happy smiling face can help to relieve those stressful at work moments, but you might want to consider locking her in your desk overnight, or you could come in the following morning and find it had gone "missing" - such is its attraction.

By Paladone

• These Giant Mugs can hold over 1.5 pints and make the ultimate statement that the biggest is best!
• They look impressive either at home or the office even if you only drink half of the contents!
• Ideal for the serious coffee, tea or hot chocolate drinkers!
• Also makes a fantastic gift as the mug is supplied with its own gift box
• Choose from either Size Matters or Im The Daddy. Made of stoneware ceramic

These novelty Giant Mugs can hold over 1.5 pints and make the ultimate statement that the biggest is best! They look impressive either at home or the office - even if you only manage to drink half of the contents!Ideal for the serious coffee, tea or hot chocolate drinkers! Also makes a fantastic gift as the mug is supplied with its own gift box.Choose from either Size Matters or Im The Daddy.Features:-1 x Giant Mug in gift box 1.5 pint capacity (900ml) Made of stoneware ceramic Dishwasher and microwave safe Dimensions: 12.5cm (H) x 11cm x 11cm

Awash with tea, 2010-08-05
Having broken her pint mug what better replacement to buy my wife than a mug which holds a pint and a half! She can down three of these before getting out of bed in the morning. So good I bought myself one.